if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
oh my god i was getting out of the car at the supermarket and this boy was staring at my butt while trying to put his groceries in his trunk and i think he wasn’t paying attention and closed the trunk oN HIS FINGER OR HAND OR SMTH AND MADE THIS PAINED PIG SQUEAL NOISE
im trying desperately not to laugh because i feel so BAD but it’s so HARD straight boys are so WEAK
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
to catch a redditor
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
- Omar Suleiman (via bl-ossomed)