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if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

(via perks-of-being-a-gayflower)

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

(via starsaregoingout)

queensamwise:

oh my god i was getting out of the car at the supermarket and this boy was staring at my butt while trying to put his groceries in his trunk and i think he wasn’t paying attention and closed the trunk oN HIS FINGER OR HAND OR SMTH AND MADE THIS PAINED PIG SQUEAL NOISE

im trying desperately not to laugh because i feel so BAD but it’s so HARD straight boys are so WEAK

(via dolphins-are-just-gay-sharks)

fattributes:

Sweet and Salty Brownies

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via kitten-cult)

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

(via pussycathug)

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

(via pussycathug)

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

(Source: yvov, via pussycathug)

"The sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others."

- Omar Suleiman (via bl-ossomed)

(via moistbottom)

aroseforalice:

me and my friends
tastefullyoffensive:

[californiancyclist]

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via kitten-cult)