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can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via heckerosexual)

"When love is not madness, it is not love."

- (via ohlovequotes)

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startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

(via dolphins-are-just-gay-sharks)

"I hate being so emotionally slutty. I need to stop loving everyone I have a long conversation with."

- Sara Quin explaining it perfectly. (via road-to-jay)

HAHAHAHA

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(Source: noverachiever, via gotmeupallnighttho)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via dolphins-are-just-gay-sharks)

"i honestly don’t remember doing that"

- me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)

(via alabamathunderpussy)

drunkmale:

i didn’t want to talk 2 this boy so i sent him the entire script of the bee movie instead

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(via moistbottom)

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via digestyourfeelings)

demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via digestyourfeelings)