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boobslyn:

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

Me in a text post

(via thatloserlauren)

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

(Source: totalparksandrec, via confusionofedgarcactus)

cptainsteverogers:

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being true

(via kitten-cult)

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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(via perks-of-being-a-gayflower)

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

(via iamthewhitegirl)

(Source: rocketpowers, via confusionofedgarcactus)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]
dapenguinninja:

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…

(Source: makemelaughblog, via reesewithoutherspooon)

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

nevver:

Going OK