Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
okay but did you know
it’s possible to dislike something and not be a jerk about it
"you’re not asian! you’re indian/pakistani/bengali/other"
bruh does the asian map look like this to you:
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies